00:00
00:00
Upgrade Your Account!

Hey! To start this decade right, we believe Newgrounds should be ad-free for EVERYONE. For this to work, we need people who have the means to become paying supporters. For just $3 per month or $25 for the year, you can help this happen and get some nice perks!

For the month of February we have disabled ads on all E-M content. We need 219 people to reach our goal of 3,100 active supporters. If we hit that, we'll continue with a new goal in March!

Please check out our Supporter Upgrade and consider coming aboard!

Guards

Share Collapse

Author Comments

The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song!

https://soundcloud.com/lu cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).

Log in / sign up to vote & review!

Newgrounds accounts are free and registered users see fewer ads!

SAUAGE!!

IT HAS BEEN AN F'ING 2 YEARS!!!!!!
WHY ARE THERE NO MORE EPISODES!!!!????
UNACCEPTABLE!! THIS IS MY WIFE'S FAVORITE SHORTVIDEO!!!!

i love it, its so simple and wacky, i LOVE IT!

CLEAR IT YOU FUCKING SAUSAGE!!!

5 stars only for the FUCKIN AWESOME ENDING SONG!!!!