I found the walkthrough on next to my toilet I wipe my ass with it

Why doesn't anyone like this game? For me,I actually enjoy Crush The Castle-like games,and this one adds a modern feel to it.

sucks sucks sucks sucks and sucks it is super slow, it seems like i've played it before even though i have not , and is as fucking stupid as an ass

This is really nothing new. This could be rated better, if it were not for the apparent slowness of the game. 2 Stars.

slow like hell