Well, I've never seen a game that Suffered from attention deficit disorder until today. I'm not quite sure what you were going for. The weird monkey and snot nosed guy were random, but I wasn't laughing, To me, it was more of a distraction. This game needs a great deal of work to make better, including getting things like your double jump to work and maybe a way to get more life.
Also, maybe you could make it more Experience driven with skills. It takes a bit too much money to both get new weaponry and improve your moving abilities. Good luck.