I don't understand why your games are rated so low. Better than anything on the front page tbh.
Author Comments
Made in TGF2, This game will show you the family values you need to carry on and stuff. Enjoy. Features buttons that you click and some mouse movement, SHIFT in the platformer level to drop friends to help you, otherwise point n click
Created for the Name Generator: The Next Generation Event:
http://www.glorioustrainw recks.com/node/4158
Make some noise if you're interested.
Original game in Klik N Play
http://www.glorioustrainw recks.com/node/4204
I'll now paste the help file from the knp version since there's no real way to access the help file in the flash version:
You are assigned to a prehistoric dungeon family
First Frame/level
You must be part of the family, then move onto the tornado to become a part of it Because tornado does not do that alone. You have to drag to it.
FRAME 2
Move the mouse around and click to drop owlies that quack. Avoid the ships and their death rattle explosions. Extra lives are given whenever the smiling man runs into a ship or two explosions cross each other. Two owls also cancel each other out so space accordingly.
FRAME 3
Collect the hand and use the chair to plant wonderful dancing agents to the screen. The boats are less drastic this time around. The controls act similar to a racing engine except in this case you're a chair that drops agents
FRAME 4
Follow the instructions accordingly and click on the nice elf man. And happy birthday to you.
FRAME 5
This is the end. You can't right click to restart this time around but you may click around and present Happy/Sad faces. Thanks for playing this casual release and hope everyone will enjoy it. This one's for you!
Hell yes
The only thing that could make this better is more random stuff you can interact with in the background
but this game made me laugh really hard, it was trippy
great art only real art critics can grasp this masterpiece xD
This game is either:
1. A game made by a deranged person with no grasp on reality, OR
2. A game made by a sane person pretending to be a deranged person with no grasp on reality.
Reading the..."help"... file in the author comments doesn't help to influence my decision towards one option over the other, as they're completely nonsensical.
Ignoring the dada-esque nature of this entire thing, it's a complete piece of garbage as a game. Some may enjoy it for the sake of "art", but art created out of crap is still, on some level, crap.
sexy as fuck!