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Hello, Thundernut! 5 Points

You loaded the game. And it didn't crash! So this is more a medal for me than you. Nevertheless, it's yours.

Raining At the Parthenon 5 Points

It's raining at the Parthenon again! Wait, that's not rain...

Splat 5 Points

Wow, that was really, REALLY terrible score. ... THAT deserves a medal!

God of War'douvres 10 Points

Get Ares to eat you. This isn't hard, just get close to him.

Divine Splat! 25 Points

Not bad! You're halfway to unicorn status with your 'over 5k but less than 10k' result!

Pierced 25 Points

Take one too many arrows to the knee. Er, nut. Er, you.

UNICORN 50 Points

You became the unicorn! The world thanks you! Mostly because it will taste delicious.

Author Comments

Space to jump.
A/D or LEFT/RIGHT while jumping to move.
P to pause.
Numpad -/+ to lower/raise volume.

Ares' errant arrow has severed the almighty THUNDERNUT from Zeus! Last as long as you can while Zeus, Hades and Ares bicker! Score points by successfully landing on platforms, but watch out - go too high, too low, or take too many arrows and you'll die prematurely! Death is inevitable, but if you score 10k points you'll bring forth a unicorn with your demise!

Made for the Somethingawful Goondev VII competition. Made in 24 hours, actually less than that, despite this being a 30 day contest... and really, it shows.

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So i like platformers and this one here is nice but what I like most of all is that you added a bit of story into this its a fun platformer the gameplay could be improved some added effects would be a plus too


VictorGrunn responds:

Hey thanks. Glad to hear someone's had fun with this one. :)

is there gonna happen some if u stay long

This game is nuts!

i thought it was good. unlike others i didnt get lag. but the chat box was placed right where the tiles came up so i kept getting distracted and it went splat.

I like it. Mediocre gameplay but really interesting and funny story. I got over 10,000 points, but now I keep dying at the "hang in there Thundernut" line. I keep getting pierced by arrows, and I'm not sure if it's even possible to avoid enough of them. They appear to be randomly generated, as far as I can tell, so maybe it's only possible on a certain percentage of playthroughs. I'm not going to keep trying because it takes several minutes to get to that point.

For the people who are experiencing lag, try using a different browser. It lagged for me in Google Chrome but worked fine in Internet Explorer.

VictorGrunn responds:

Thanks man. And yeah, for some reason I'm finding Chrome and Flixel don't get along very well. Not sure why.

Credits & Info

4.00 / 5.00

Aug 2, 2012
3:16 PM EDT