Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

This story is literally about nothing.

And it really was inspired by a day that I was not attacked by a bear.

Anyway, just a fun little random short. I'll have longer things out sometime soonish maybe or something.

Oh, yeah, and thanks to my good friend Jecinda Lomond, or "SatanBear" for lending me her voice. Check her out here: http://www.youtube.com/us er/SatanBear1/featured