Nice lines but the humor was dry and i got bored in the beginning

Hmm, not a single reference to HeartGold or SoulSilver?

Jokes were terrible, horrible sound quality, horrible voice acting, crappy animation

I am sure, that brick of silver has no molecules, It is a brick of molten atoms, so That's the fault in your "pun like" story. Otherwise, I just feel I've wasted my time, sorry.