lol nice work could do alot with this concept
EDIT 2/12: Fixed text formatting issue in final cutscene
EDIT 2/11: One of the medals was broken. I fixed it, but it still may not work for a few hours after the update.
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Enjoy the game, 'cause it sure was a pleasure to make!
Special thanks to turtleco and Manly-Chicken for helping with some pieces of code that I couldn't seem to get right on my own :) Also, the sexy voice on the play4hours splash screen is none other than Newgrounds' own Ricepirate. Thanks!
lol nice work could do alot with this concept
Nicely detailed game and a unique thing for every limb lost. I like the animation and the parts where it shows what you've just broken. I also like the music because it sounds kinda relaxing, but funny in a way. Very detailed, but I wish there was more to it.
So what's his real job? Is it to jump off the window or to really do paperwork?
Fun!
Make a Sequel please