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Ican'tAffordAwheelchair

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EDIT 2/12: Fixed text formatting issue in final cutscene

EDIT 2/11: One of the medals was broken. I fixed it, but it still may not work for a few hours after the update.

-|-|- PLEASE BE PATIENT, YOU MAY JUST SEE A BLANK SCREEN AT FIRST -|-|-

Enjoy the game, 'cause it sure was a pleasure to make!

Special thanks to turtleco and Manly-Chicken for helping with some pieces of code that I couldn't seem to get right on my own :) Also, the sexy voice on the play4hours splash screen is none other than Newgrounds' own Ricepirate. Thanks!

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no hate but is this a flash game, bc I've waited 5 mins and it still hasn't loaded

LMAO This Game Is Relaxing And For Sereal Killers

lol nice work could do alot with this concept

Nicely detailed game and a unique thing for every limb lost. I like the animation and the parts where it shows what you've just broken. I also like the music because it sounds kinda relaxing, but funny in a way. Very detailed, but I wish there was more to it.

So what's his real job? Is it to jump off the window or to really do paperwork?