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Chinese Proverb Generator

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Happy Chinese new year!

Being interested in philosophy, I've read a fair amount of things that are supposed to be meaningful, but I can't help but think that most if not all Chinese proverbs are just being vague so people think they have a hidden meaning. Thus, I decided to make a little Mad Libs-esque program that would randomly generate Chinese-sounding proverbs.

To the one dumbass that's going to say I'm racist: I'M HALF CHINESE. COOL YOUR TITS.

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"Harness with diligence, for the future brings only fire."
......oh.

Kwing responds:

hi sexy

how does this even make sense , "ONE FIRE SHALL RAINS THE WHOLE TREE. RAINS , seriously (i think it it should say burn !)

Kwing responds:

The point is that it doesn't. :P

"A RAT FATHER HAS NO DRAGON SONS"
That's good to know...

Gotta love those random generators.

Kwing responds:

Thanks for the 5 :D

"THE FIRE SHALL FOLLOW WITH THE GRASS."

you know, some of these actually make sense haha
was preety funny

Kwing responds:

Glad you liked it!

boring it's just made up!

Kwing responds:

That's the point... It's like Mad Libs.

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Jan 23, 2012
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