Ok. So.
I wanted to like it from start to finish, but just got more and more annoyed. The ground is a barren wasteland unless you're going mach-speed and you just want to go straight up. But that I could deal with without any problems.
What annoyed me was the five million hands that caught and stopped you mid-air.
If you go too fast horizontally, you can basically just press the "Stop" button or throw a six sided dice and only one number saves you. I could not find an upgrade to make me immune against this before I managed to complete the game. As soon as you've built up some speed, a hand grabs you.
At one point it was so bad that the hands grabbed me 5 seconds into the launch 4 times in a row. When you need 800k for just a new cannon or weapon, this almost made me wanna instantly quit the game.
But otherwise, it's ok. It's a more kid-friendly version of Toss the Turtle.
I do realise this game is 10 years old, but I do not bother with such details. I'm not expecting an update, rather just stating an issue that could be fixed in future "toss games".