I admit that I was turned off by the animation. I still found this fairly funny. It's mostly because of how brutally honest Mike is. He just says he was masturbating for ten hours. It's a really unpredictable cartoon. Was this supposed to take place in 1987?
Maybe it was "Robocop" as a re-release. The voices were pretty good. It made little sense, but was quite hilarious. I guess that's technically not sex on the first date. It's a fairly good little cartoon.