Extreme Hipster Sim

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Good Tastes 10 Points

Get 5,000 music sense

Hipster Money 10 Points

Make 5,000 dollars

Nostalgic 10 Points

Acquire 300 nostalgia points

Coffee of Doom 25 Points

Reach 6,000 hipness

Hipster in a bookstore 25 Points

Reach 150 intelligence

How Ironic 25 Points

Obtain 300 irony

HP UP 50 Points

Become the best hipster you can be!

Space Hipster 50 Points

You finally made it into space!

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Author Comments

In this game you play as a hipster who has only one goal in life, board a rocket ship and be the first person to chill in space where nothing is mainstream. But to get there you need to raise your stats. HP, Money, Intelligence, Hipness, Irony, Music Sense, and Nostalgia are the stats you can raise. Once they are high enough you will be able to fly into space.

I made this game in a few days while recovering from surgery and when I was done I was like, "hey, I should have mr konni do some art for it" so I asked him to.
He said yes.

So thanks to Konstantin Löwe for doing the menu/ending art and for doing the music, it turned out super awesome. You should definitely check out his site (holykonni.co m) and see his awesome art and music.

Also thanks to the people who tested it - turtleco, darkmagewizard3, SevenSeize, Tycrane and Addict. You guys are on my list of people on newgrounds that aren't losers.


Eh, funny game, but too unpolished, it's just click click click. No random events, no nothing else.

Quite lacking. Also, being hipster is already mainstream...

This game is a great novelty. I felt compelled to beat it, for an unknown reason. I love the artists on the music player, its such a nice touch. Great game, although simple. You should make another game like this!

Magical-Zorse responds:

I should just make another game in general

Reading a lot of books makes you a hipster? No way! I read a lot of books; granted, they are mostly about physics computer science. So I guess hipsters read books like that one by John Green?

half the music that was on the iPod is the stuff that I have too. I guess there's no denying it now. I mean why else would I be playing a pixel game about hipsters while researching obscure bands IRL?

sweet game though. love sim games like this.

Hipness - 10041042
Irony - 4020
Music Sense - 155580
Nostalgia - 1345
Intelligence - 354
Money - $102286
Day 372

I am the ultimate hipster.

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Credits & Info

3.74 / 5.00

Sep 1, 2011
1:14 AM EDT
Simulation - Other