Classic shitpost.

The beginning of a legend.

So this is the first appearance of Pube Muppet. Honestly, I can see why you hate this character so much. How'd he even get so popular with only 19K views on this cartoon? Well, we'll just never know. Even the "shoping" is spelled wrong. That was probably part of the joke.

This wasn't exactly how it was in later cartoons. He said "gay ass" which he usually doesn't. Pube Muppet might be the least stereotypical gay guy I've ever encountered. Good for you! Hooray for gay marriage!

One of the many inspirations that shaped me into who I am today.

Though not always gay sex there's always fun to be had with Pubers. I mean seriously just think about it a cutout of Kermit with pubes around it wanting gay sex with random items but never getting them. It's so stupid how can you NOT love it. Either way this is DrunkMagikoopa at his finest and will forever remain a Newgrounds icon

I LOVE PUBE MUPPET!!!! 10/10

and I also love the clock crew so much! thanks for submitting this! I was looking for a really good pube muppet flash and this one was it! It was hilarious when he was requesting the items to the store clerk and what he said! I am getting pissed off seeing people review this badly. This submission rox and all hail pube mupit!