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Pico&Darnells Enlistment

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My original intent was to bring this with me to this years Pico Day, but my body had other plans. I spent a nice part of my vacation preparing this, but around the time I finished I really started to feel sick. I really wish I could've come to see everyone again, but not everything can work as planned.

Anyway, I hope everyone enjoys this little short "animation"! It's not up to par with some of NG's heavy hitters, but it was fun to make!

Sound FX from:
www.ilovewavs.com
www.flashkit.com

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aw shit...
aw gaddamn...
aw HAPPY BIRTHDAY PICO YOU MUTHAFU-

So THIS is what Newgrounds looked like in 2011. I expected nothing less.

Hahahaahaahaha!!!!

I laughed my ass off the whole time i have a black friend named darnell its sooo fucking ironic hahaha he doesnt act a thing like newgrounds nigge---DARNELL. Aww... Aw.. Aw happy birthday pico you MOTHER FU

I CANT HEAR A THING

I have to say more

Pico's Mom is a Real MILF!

This is the quintessential Newgrounds Flash: dirty language, sexual content, violence, absurdity, satire, and Sardonic Samurai. Sardonic Samurai is the quintessential Flash author: a dirty bastard with a dirtier sense of humor. Hope he gets over his mono soon!

But anyway, we're all the fuckin' screen lookers because they're both glued to it. "Pico & Darnell's Enlistment" features classic characters and even a hilarious representation of their parents, combined with Tankmen and wartime horror. Just to be sure, this isn't anything new, beyond maybe a depiction of Pico and Darnell's parents. At least we know where they get their good looks. But if you're looking for a Flash in good taste, watch something else. If you want to sit back, turn your brain off, and laugh, Sardonic Samurai might just be able to accommodate you. While you're at it, send a few thoughts and prayers so he can get over his affliction. Remember: we're all screen lookers some time or another.

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Apr 30, 2011
12:32 PM EDT