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Shitty Fucking Art Game

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Hi my name is Arty McArtson, I am a first year art major at the Art Institute of Williamsburg. I just took my first intro to philosophy course last semester, and now I understand everything about the world! Please enjoy my new postmodern piece, Dear Diary. It is a subtle yet poignant criticism of the modern "doggy dog" society we live in. I hope you enjoy it, and, if you don't, it's probably just too deep for you!

WASD and/or arrow keys move in most cases. The mouse is used to look. Other controls are generally specified or obvious.

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Not bad!

the title is accurate

Yeah, I thought the fifties sucked too. ;)

Most of the game was utterely boring yet interesting but there are two parts of the game that are actually good (the second is pretty amazing but that's just because of my taste for hard bosses) 1. The message. If you didn't get it then after you finish campaign and are in the main menu press 'N' to know what you just played. 2. Boss rush. After you finish the game press 'C' to either fight one of the six bosses at a time or do the boss rush. Alternitively, you can go to main menu. Anyway the boss rush is quite difficult... with the first 3 bosses. Oh, and without seperately beating the bosses one by one then going to boss rush i went straight to boss rush and got it in 4 tries... good luck beating that.