what the fuck?
Author Comments
A short little game made in 1-2 Hours. Tessting out Mochimedia and other great Flash Game sites (Newgrounds) very simple game. Testing out simple stuff. Leaderboards kinda wacky, should look into that. Enjoy!
what the?
sums it up
HOLY SHIT! AAAAAARGGGHBLBLBE!
Everything on that screen wanted to kill me!
This game reminded me of Miccool's "Micwizard" cartoon. The premise was a "3 minute packed stick figure animation whored with random special effects to a state where actual content is practically incomprehensible and barely recognizable."* Those millions of bullets screaming towards my little blue dot immediately reminded me of the absolute confusion and disorientation that such flash cartoons provide with reckless abandon. Also, without instructions either in the game or in the comments, I had no clue how to operate. It took me a little bit, but by that point, I saw no need to continue further: I was extremely outnumbered, and it was fruitless to resist since no objective other than scoring high was apparent.
In other words, this could have gone through a longer testing phase or just a reworking of the concept before flooding the portal with another objectionable arcade abstract shooting game. The graphic quality could have gotten a facelift, too.
* Taken from Miccool's actual comments regarding "Micwizard".
ClickCreativeGames responds:
Thanks for the honesty. THis really is a Test game and I plan to remove it soon. I made it test Mochmedia, I have much better flash games and really should only upload (ONLY) the good ones.
LAGGGGGGGGGG
Even on my computer that NEVER lags, this still lagged. It's pretty much pointless too, since no matter how much clicking you do, with that many enemies you're just going to die. Just tested how long it took me to get annoyed with those stupid sound effects...