Valentines Dating Advice

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Ahh yes, Valentines Day.
Moans and groans both happy and sad.

I don't have much to say about Valentines Day other than I've had some lame experiences with it.
Had I known of these marvelous tips, I would be knee deep in the ladies right now!

Anyway, I've got a bucket of ice cream, a box of tissues, and "A walk To Remember"
Enjoy yourselves, fellow Newgrounders!

Also, "Michael Davis" is the name a scam artist used on me back in October.
Just in case you're wondering.


fucked up

That was pretty messed up but amusing none the less. I liked it 10/10 for stir crazy shit.

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I thought it was clever.

I never thought of hallowing out a cat and stuffing it with chocolate. Thank you!

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Very good.

I agree with what Nester64 said. But I think that it would also become a bit more important to really stress that what Michael SAYS and what he MEANS are quite different.

I think that, instead of just showing Michael offering her dogfood in a bowl, you would actually want to show his idea of a "nice mea." I'm picturing something like this: Michael and his "wife" are sitting in a concrete room, probably his basement. He's sitting at a nice table, with a white table cloth, some candles, and a steak. She's sitting on the floor, chained to the wall, cowering in the corner with her bowl of dogfood.

But that's just how I envision it. You're the author, so you make the call on how it would look. That was just my attempt to provide an example of that sort of extreme contrast. Anyway, just my two cents. I look forward to seeing some of your other stuff on the front page.

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Oh My God.

That was disturbing/beautiful.

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I'm sorry but... I didn't enjoy this...

I can see the effort put into this... but I just didn't find it funny. In fact, I don't really see how anyone except the person who made this could find it funny. Like I said... decent cartoon... just not really humorous in my eyes.

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4.41 / 5.00

Feb 14, 2011
12:16 AM EST
Comedy - Original