Love and respect your animals or they'll shit on your carpet. >8(

But seriously, if this happens, go get them checked.
My cat had an STD once that affected his bowels,
Picking him up guaranteed instant brown paint on your wall.
That's when we finally gave him the snip-snip. Poor guy. ):

For the sensitive types: It's okay to hate, I'm glad you have a SOUL.
GO HUG YOUR CUDDLY FRIEND RIGHT NOW, I bet they're bored to
death because you've spent all day watching my terrible cartoons.
GO ON, Don't be shy! Give 'em a squeeze! There ya go. <3

Anyway, I made this specifically for you, Newgrounds.
Don't think I don't notice you, loving me. CUZ I LOVE YOU TOO <333