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Good Citizen 5 Points

Give a lot of money to the IRS

Informed Voter 5 Points

Read about Christine

Big Spender 10 Points

Buy every upgrade

Monster Killer 10 Points

Kill the boss

Pacifist 25 Points

Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.

Tea Party Nut 25 Points

Win the game

Undead 50 Points

Win without losing a life

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Author Comments

I guess she'll have to CONJURE UP another job now!

A: Fire
Arrows: Move
Spacebar: Pause
M: mute music
N: mute sound effects

Thanks to NG for sponsoring this :D
Tom is awesome.

Guide the Republican Tea Party's Christine O'Donnell through the night's sky as she
collects money to fund her campaign to be elected to the U.S. Senate! You'll need a
LOT of it to even have a shot because YOU'RE PRETTY NUTS!
About 10 000 000$.

Disclaimer: Christine O'Donnell may in fact NOT be a witch, but she definitely does
possess magical powers, like Jesus and Santa Claus.


the game is good for a lol

It DESPERATELY needs an autofire. I quit because it made my fingers sore.
It was pretty funny though. And i have seen her whole spiel "I am not a witch"
Methinks thou dost protest too much... WITCH! BURRRN HERR!

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Thanks for sharing!

you know, we in central europe don't have such hilarious nominees for important positions. so, thanks for sharing the fun with us.

agenda much?

The mechanics of this game get a 2, maybe a 3. I know nothing about this woman except what I've read in your intro, but aside from mice with human brains, she doesn't sound crazy at all. Just because she's pro life and believes in God she's a nutbag? I don't think so.

Damn carpel tonnel

Please fix it so that when you hold down "A," it'll auto-fire. Other than that, an alright game. Got more of a kick reading her bio, than the actual game, itself.

Oh, yeah, you forgot to mention that she's against wearing condoms and is very much against them.

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This game sucks

But I am giving it a 10/10 because the only way to win is to "lean to the left". Vote Democratic this November and in 20120!!!

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Credits & Info

3.41 / 5.00

Oct 31, 2010
2:57 PM EDT
Action - Shooter - Horizontal Flight