Be a Supporter!

I am Not a Witch

rated 3.41 / 5 stars
Share Links:
Action - Shooter - Horizontal Flight

Credits & Info

Oct 31, 2010 | 2:57 PM EDT

If you liked this, check these out!

Plenty more like this here!

  • Halloween 2010
    Halloween 2010 Evil-Dog takes us on the Road of the Dead and Super Flash Bros help us Haunt the House. Skitzo the 1920s Bear is introduced.

Log in to save your medals! Don't have an account? Create one for free!

Good Citizen 5 Points Give a lot of money to the IRS
Informed Voter 5 Points Read about Christine
Big Spender 10 Points Buy every upgrade
Monster Killer 10 Points Kill the boss
Pacifist 25 Points Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Tea Party Nut 25 Points Win the game
Undead 50 Points Win without losing a life
Cool Like a Cat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrible Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Darwin Award Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Author Comments

I guess she'll have to CONJURE UP another job now!

A: Fire
Arrows: Move
Spacebar: Pause
M: mute music
N: mute sound effects

Thanks to NG for sponsoring this :D
Tom is awesome.

Guide the Republican Tea Party's Christine O'Donnell through the night's sky as she
collects money to fund her campaign to be elected to the U.S. Senate! You'll need a
LOT of it to even have a shot because YOU'RE PRETTY NUTS!
About 10 000 000$.

Disclaimer: Christine O'Donnell may in fact NOT be a witch, but she definitely does
possess magical powers, like Jesus and Santa Claus.



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

yay, political games!

Auto fire. This game needs it. I'd have given you an extra star or two.

People find this review helpful!


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Great premise, average execution

Loved the joke, loved the quotes, loved the style - but TOO FUCKING LONG!!

Seriously, 20 minutes of one level of the same enemies? If you wanted to have it that long, it shoulda either been separate levels with boss versions of each enemy, or that each enemy type shows up at different stages - maybe first the spacemonkey fleet, then the pterodactyls too, then the MICE WITH FULLY FUNCTIONING human brains and Obama and it builds up to the climax with the boss.

Alternatively just make the cash things worth more.

And although it's nit-picky, i woulda liked choosing controls. Mainly because my "a" button is a bit worn down from these typa games and the option to use another woulda saved me a couple of times - plus you get people that prefer WASD to arrows...

Final issue was that the medals didn't work. Now all I have is my own sense of satisfaction - and how long will that last?

Funny game, but for the love of democracy freakin shorten it.

People find this review helpful!


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Really boring. Like, dag yo.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


completely lost, but I bet that was because the mice with fully functional human brains voted against her.


Rated 2 / 5 stars


spamming with my left finger was painful and I had to cross hands. even so my finger still hurts. Also, you're just attacking a person for one thing she did. She's still a person and calling her "crazy" is just cruel. Oh, and Palin? yeah. creative. no one's made fun of her before. Congrats. Still, okay game.