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How to own: Put your guy in the corner and hold space. Let go of space whenever the loop comes near you. Hold down again as soon as it's gone. You only stop gaining points if the thing hits you, and you have the maximum amount of time before this could possibly happen in the corner. When you break your score, you stop breaking your score when you release space. Repeat until you've broken your score many times and look like a rediculously awesome person. As noted in the author comments, the higher your score, the better you feel. I liked tetris a little better though.