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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight.

http://steamcommunity.com /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.


Take a shit...

I never think that someone will do a game of this before! :D

Haha, brings back the oldtime charm!!

Love it, funny and typing at the bottom of the screen..tch...awesome

An epic horror survival in an all to real world

An awesome game. You know newgrounds has a song called "Tetris on the Toilet"? You should remake a game and feature that song in it somewhere.
Here's a small list of commands for everyone who's having problems solving this complex game.
***spoilers below===
in no particular order:
Click on the bottom half of the title screen.
"remove pants"
"push door"
"Kick door"
"fart lightly"
"sit on toilet"
"Check pockets"
"die from farting"
"pull door"
"take pills"

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Ha! A great classic, can't wait for your next game.

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It won't work

For some reason, nothing happens when I type "play" (no quotes obviously)


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Credits & Info

4.32 / 5.00

Jun 23, 2010
7:24 PM EDT
Adventure - Other

Plenty more like this here!