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BioShocked 2

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I haven't been on this site for a long, long time - and a short while ago I came back on for nostalgic purposes. I found that my previous entry "BioShocked" was inundated with new reviews that I wanted to respond to, and the few people that actually liked it inspired me TO BATTLE ON AND MAKE THIS SEQUEL.


Hope you enjoy, and if not - fuck you.

Gazza x

(P.S - I had started this before BioShock 2 the game came out, so no BioShock 2 jokes will be found in here, sadly, although I'd love to do one about that Sophia Lamb having a paedofillic lesbian session with all the Little Sisters in the game).

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whats the song?

mak it longer oh by the way it relly funny!!!!!!!!!


this one is better then the other


nice flash but make it longer!!

Average, at best.

I found this Flash to be a bit too random for my taste, but I did get a chuckle at the skits in it. I like how the BD was just being a jerk to the LS and then getting violent with her and also the probable perversion potential for those Plasmids that were available in Rapture. I do think Paralysis would be a useful Plasmid in combat as well, where you can just knock a fellow over and then beat them to death with a tool while they were down. From the title, I expected a parody of Bioshock 2, but was somewhat disappointed when it was just a sequel to the first Bioshocked movie (and not a proper one at that).

Although it was a bit dry, the humor didn't come off so good in this one compared to the last Bioshocked. The voice acting wasn't so great and much of the graphics appeared to be hastily made, featuring minimal detail and animation. I also thought that this Flash movie ended too quickly and didn't have enough jokes in it to warrant a higher score.

I would like to see an update to the next Bioshocked movie, so a few suggestions are in order. For the next one, you should definitely do that session with Lamb and her daughter and joke about their whole "love" thing going on. Also, please take more time drawing the characters and settings, as well as working on the animations. If possible, it would be advisable to ask other users here or elsewhere to assist with the voice acting. Also, I think that you should make a joke about how stale all the food in Rapture is and how all the vending machines have been fully stocked for over a decade after its decline.

Anyway, this movie wasn't so bad, but it wasn't that good either. Wish ya luck on your next movie, bub.



CustardCartoonsInc responds:

Great review! Honestly, this isn't me being sarcastic - as much as you may rip me to shreds, I like to think the pro's and con's are evenly laid out. Very detailed, insightful review - I really appreciate it mate!

Good luck with any movies you intend to make!

Haaah, this reminds me...

of a time when standards for flash was lower :P

Totally lazy and fantastic because it is so. However, i didn't like it..but you tried, and i salute you for so.

CustardCartoonsInc responds:

:) I love you JordanD.

I wish the standards were lower. Why can't we all just go back to "clock day" and that weird black and grey "madness" thing with faceless people murdering other faceless people. I wanna go back to themz, the glory days.