Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

Yep, that little orange weirdo gets a blow-up doll tonight!

As you all know, it is I, the exalted and magnanimous Princess Laucherella, back with another rockin' Cyberen Silly! You better be ready to watch and exciting, action-packed episode with a positive moral lesson on the power of friendship because boy am I about to deliver one!

If you watched last episode, and I advise that you do (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/529860), you will know that one of Cyberen's demands to Jhonen Vasquez and wise old Doctor Buttswallows in exchange for giving up his new juggalo lifestyle was a (male) blow-up sex doll. Hilarity ensues, folks.

If you thought his obsession with the original Jhonen was creepy, you should see his obsession with Jhonen II (Yeah, he named his blow-up doll Jhonen II. Are you really surprised?) !

Cyberen takes the doll everwhere he goes. Whether they be going to the local supermarket to buy all the peanut butter, or just out on a romantic "Lady & the Tramp" style dumpster-date (yeah, Cyberen is classy), he never leaves home without it.

Tragedy strikes, however, when Jhonen II springs a leak! On the other end of town, and with the Cyberenmobile in the shop, will Cyberen be able to get his new best friend to the Happy Hospital in time? WATCH AND FIND OUT!

Remember that I love you, kids, and ALWAYS clean out your sex dolls after every use, or you may get a nasty urinary tract infection like Cyberen!

Love,

Princess Laucherella