Highly entertaining.
I'm not gonna bother taking points off for the animation because you complemented it with styles of humor that really brightened my day. I just want to get the bad stuff out of the way, so the only thing I took off for was the microphone and voice quality resolution, it was difficult to understand at times. My favorite scene overall was the football one, just seeing a bunch of kids running into a slaughterhouse to the Monday Night Football theme song deserves a high score alone. It was also funny to hear I Think We're Alone Now, I had just heard that song before I watched this, except it was the Tommy James and the Shondells version.
This is one of the flashes that I can tell is done in your own particular style. I remember your flashes are clever because they are usually about one event leading to another, but this is probably my favorite of yours. You should be proud that you have a distinct technique of creating stories that is recognizable and distinct, many authors would yearn for that ability. Anyway, thanks for making me laugh, this was one of the better flashes I've seen lately. Keep up the fantastic work.