And here is what NO.1 JUDGE Xidious scores YOU.
The audio made this worth watching a good while I found it to be somewhat interesting, the plot was a good one.
I could see this doing well with a decent artist behind the works.
It was not the worst
For something that was your first try, this was really not a terrible flash to watch. I was reminded of the "Epic Beard Man" meme that's been going around recently. I did think the funniest part was when the character called the fat woman an "animal cracker". Now, the weakest part of this is obviously the animation. You need to improve on your techniques, which is obvious considering that this was in fact your first flash. I also appreciate how you seem to have a lot of characters who do funny things.
Decent first attempt
The voice acting was pretty good, but like you acknowledged the animation is crappy. But keep at it and work on it. I'm sure your future submissions will be better. I give it a 3..
Thank you for taking the time to give me feedback, and being nice about it. Do you make any flash movies?
woah dude... do something less crappy either in the graphix or the text... but don't just crap on internet