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Chase Goose

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Hey look, that thing over there is chasing you. You better run, man, it doesn't look very friendly.


(this is a game in the assemblee compo on TIGSource.com. I have made none of the art assets myself - they were made by fellow forum members.)

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good this guy

TOO MANY TASKS but good fun and challenging

1. press left then right for the whole game
2. press a random key to jump
3. hold shift for the whole game
4. solve math problems to find out step 3


I can't really say much else... the controls, once used to them, were creative. I found having to keep my hands so far spread was cool but once it asked me to alternate left and right, hold shift, find buttons, and do math on Friday... It was enough for me. However the challenge of keeping all of your fingers moving while trying to move at some speed was a cool concept and I really enjoyed it. For a total 10 I would have made the alternating just a slight bit more forgiving. Very inspiring!!

You can't be serious.

If there's one thing I know, it's crap... and I see it everywhere, unfortunately. This is a shining example of a polished turd.

You want us to hit LEFT and RIGHT simultaneously; simple enough.
Now it's asking for a prompt to jump... and a different one... and another one.
Now you want us to hold SHIFT while we do that? Why don't I just break my fingers while I'm at it?

How the fuck is anyone supposed to manage that? I haven't made it past 500m yet because what it's asking is ludicrous. Not unless you're mapping the different keystrokes to a USB controller or something (in fact, I'll try just that to see what little difference it makes), but there is no way someone with two hands can play this game on a keyboard. I don't know what this game holds in store for players, but if you tell me that I need to use the mouse for anything as well, you can kiss the fattest part of my ass, good sir.


Recommended for Flixel collection, everyone else do the same.

Note: Bacon Narwhal.

Hideous responds:

Imma let you finish, but i am 12 and what is this

Credits & Info

3.01 / 5.00

Dec 16, 2009
12:52 PM EST