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Amateur Surgeon Christmas

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Dec 10, 2009 | 11:46 AM EST

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Hello! Got a new game for you to celebrate the season with. It's the Christmas Edition of Amateur Surgeon. And yes, it's hard (especially if you didn't play the original Amateur Surgeon), we know this. But read on and we've got a couple tips for you.

Set ten years after the original Amateur Surgeon, Alan Probe is now a hotshot surgeon with his own private jet. While flying over the North Pole he collides with a reindeer and must save Santa and his helpers to resuscitate the holidays.

The game is controlled via the mouse.

Your tools are lined up at the top of the gameplay screen and are used similarly to those in the first Amateur Surgeon.

Click to select one or you can quick-select them using the corresponding numbers 0-9 on the keyboard. Click or click-and-hold in the gameplay area to use them.

To pause the game, click the pause icon in the upper left corner of the screen, on the Jog-Log.

For more help on how to deal with specific injuries and conditions, click the help button in the lower left corner of the gameplay area.


Generic the Elf: Having trouble on the first surgery? Here are a couple hints. Do not try to pull the wire from Generic's chest until you have done the internal parts of the surgery. Second, use the leaf blower to collect excess blood before you cut his chest open to operate internally, then you can put out the flames inside him quickly and easily (also with the leaf blower tool).

Mincer: Here's one tip we can give you that might count as two. The pole goes in the butt and requires a jolt of electricity afterwards.


You can also get a version of the game for your iPhone, free! (And we made the iPhone one a bit easier.) Just follow this link -



Rated 5 / 5 stars


Totally awesome though the guy frozen in ice is umm like hard it is a cool game cuting up some elves will make a guy feel greaat inside


Rated 5 / 5 stars


its fun though i keep killing the elf i can't get past him


Rated 5 / 5 stars


bring it on


Rated 5 / 5 stars

So Addicting!!!

i cant stop playing this game, it so addicting, with a good amount of gore.

thank you adult swim!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good game, BAD LOGIC!!!!!!!!!!!

10 /10 but...

1. Why do you need to use a chainsaw to cut out the kidneys? Aren't the kidneys composed of soft tissue?

2. If you need to use the Turkey Cutter to saw away at ice because the Kitchen knife isn't powerful enough, then why in god's name do you get health points taken off when you try the Kitchen Knife?! Shouldn't the kitchen knife just graze off the ice without making an incision? -then why does a cut show up, why do you have to cauterize the cut -THROUGH THE ICE!!!

3. Why does scotch tape hurt the patient? In the original game, you were using metal staples, so stapling a person anywhere on their body would be a logical source of pain and injury. But this is the Christmas edition... You aren't using piercing metal staples, you're using colorful scotch tape.

4. Why does my patient have a heart rate of 23 when I've removed his old heart and I've taken my sweet time to put in a new one? You'd think he'd have no heart rate if he didn't have a heart.

5. Why can't I take the bugs out of the patent with the tongs? Why do I need to shock them with the tazer to kill them?

Anyway... 10/10 for fun game play and gross cutting noises. My sense of dark humor is more tickled than my sense of logic is offended.

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