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Cyberen & the Macy Parade

November 26, 2009 –
June 22, 2011
This entry was deleted.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

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Howdy, folks! Princess Laucherella here, and I'm proud to say that this is the 4th Cyberen Sillies Thanksgiving special to date!

In 2006, Cyberen had the ultimate Thanksgiving dinner at the cost of his Arabian mail-order bride (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/350625 (deleted account)).

In 2007 Cyberen saved Thanksgiving for the Vasquez family after Cyberen was kidnapped by bounty hunters and encased in carbonite in the Vatican (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/412255).

In 2008 Cyberen dreamed that he was a turkey, learned all about the first Thanksgiving, and got a first-hand look at the evils of the meat processing industry that is responsible for the thanksgiving dinners he like so many of you once loved (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/471277).

Don't you think it's high time poor old Cyberen got to do something for himself this Thanksgiving? I sure do, so it doesn't really matter what you think!

Cyberen and Jhonen Vasquez have been working very hard on a very special parade balloon shaped like Cyberen's head for entry in the famous Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! Unfortunately, the not-so-dynamic duo didn't file their parade paperwork beforehand, and are tragically excluded from the race. Because of this, our heroes learn a very important moral lesson about being prepared and planning ahead. This lesson isn't just for Cyberen and Jhonen though, kids! Hopefully you can learn from their mistake and become a better person because of it!

But you know that wily old Jhonen Vasquez isn't going to give up quite so easily even if Cyberen is a quitter at heart! Thanksgiving morning, our heroes get up bright and early to knock out some parade balloon handlers, take thier uniforms, and inflate Cyberen's big orange head for the world to see... with HYDROGEN!

Yessiree! Lacking knowledge of parade balloons, they fill the Cyberen balloon with hydrogen which, if you didn't know, is really quite flammable! Before long, the balloon they worked so hard on bursts into flames! OH THE HUMANITY!

The pair learn a valuable lesson in the hardest way that dishonesty never, never pays! Remember that, kiddies, because I'm sure that your friends Cyberen and Jhonen will never forget!

With the flames spreading fast, it looks like this parade is turning into a disaster! Cyberen and Jhonen must untie the parade officials, and own up to the dishonest thing they did so that they can save the parade with their expertise! Even though they did something wrong, it was very brave of them to come clean about it, don't you think, kids?

The parade officials get the burning balloon away from the crowds of people, and to celebrate, they invite Cyberen and Jhonen over for a vegan Thanksgiving lunch! Cyberen and Jhonen are thankful for each other, and thankful to their new friends for saving New York City. Think about some of the things you are thankful for this holiday! I know I will be!

Happy Thanksgiving, folks! I love you all!

-HRH Princess Laucherella, Crown Princess of Newgrounds

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This should be in a museum and at the sundance festival.

And I'd also be lying.

Beautiful movie

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