I was trying to figure out what the point of this was, and I suddenly realized, if I wanted to tell someone "go screw yourself" in an extravagant way, I could send them an e-mail with a link to this video. So this could be genuinely useful. All in the service of being an asshole. Though maybe not so much if it was to someone who deserved it. Like my mother for instance. Just kidding. Not really.