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Dr. Mario with Lyrics

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Nov 11, 2009 | 7:22 PM EST
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Author Comments

This has been in the works for a while. Brentalfloss (of youtube fame) and I collaborated on this after he gave me a rough demo of the song.

Traditional and digital techniques combine in "Dr. Mario with Lyrics" to bring you the tale of a manic plumber turned manic medic... I mean Dr. Mario. Those of you who never wanted to see Wario's grizzled ass and Mario's nipples should avert your collective gaze at the appropriate times.

Enjoy!

LYRICS:
I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives
I look different in this game,
(I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor's light, stethoscope)
I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives
Laughter's the best medicine so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down.

In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far
I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.
Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills

Take off your pants... good, now let's see...
turn your head and cough...
okay, now do me.
Please?

Does it hurt to pee? (No.)
Is it hard to see? (No.)
I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.)

You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis
You need red and blue pill doses!
You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,
You'll be brave and you'll unite us (then you'll die of meningitis)
Wait wait--I'm wrong--you have... crabs.

Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!
Take it Floss!

Dr. Mario!

Reviews


ultrasonic2ultrasonic2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A shoo bee doop dap schoo
Bee doobee dee dap dop
A shoo bee doobee dee dap dop
If you get the dread swine
Flu from your cousin Steve
Just come see Doctor Mario



LeremulienFRLeremulienFR

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

War...War never changed!



ChristovgrigoriChristovgrigori

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is awesome and hilarious! However, I would not want this version of Mario to be my doctor... ever!



Bowser3000Bowser3000

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love this part:

Does it hurt to pee? (No.)
Is it hard to see? (No.)
I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.)



zackman1996zackman1996

Rated 5 / 5 stars

funny.

But how hasn't he had his license revoked yet?