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Everybody Loves Jesus (T)

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Everybody Loves Jesus is a TV show style animation about the day-to-day life of Jesus. This is not the Jesus of Nazareth that we know, but the Jesus of LA!

Jesus was born on the 25th December in Bethlehem, Israel, and immigrated to New York with his mother at the age of six.

At the age of eight Jesus was spotted by an advertising agency and used for several adverts for a local church. This led to him being noticed by Mike Shumagio, looking for a child actor for his sitcom Living with the Flannigan's. After being written out of the show at age thirteen, Jesus moved with his mother to a small condo in Los Angeles to pursue a career as an actor.

Jesus had many minor roles for many years until his largest role to date as the lead in Lord Godfrey's epic trilogy The Bible. The trilogy brought him to celebrity status and paid for his house in the hills. Stereotyped as the actor from The Bible, Jesus has found it hard to obtain other roles in films. Living of the success of The Bible Jesus has, as of late, become a celebrity socialite and is often seen mingling with the stars to the early hours in LA's best clubs. His most recent projects have been appearing on Dancing with the Stars and presenting MTV's Music Gospel.

Jesus' sexuality has been the talk of many magazines and websites. He has never publically made any comments on the matter, yet there has been much speculation that he is homosexual. The many women he has been seen with are assumed to be him covering up the truth out of shame.

This is his story...

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................ - really bad omg so bad ia cant stand it- T.T

i thought it was very good

i dont know how anyone could rate tht bad, everyone likes family guy, this cartoon has the same humour. keep up the good work

strange voices

as I watched your animation, I sheard the Jesus voice and it is clearly a girl who did it. I'm not sexist but it might've been a bit better to put a guy for his voice. But, I liked it. I hope we'll see you on the front page one day

Meh....

I'm an Atheist and I don't even like this..

Nice woman voice Jesus lol.

I think the guy that did the dog voice should've done the Jesus voice or something lol. Oh well I lol'd that Jesus had a girl voice.

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Jul 27, 2009
8:53 AM EDT