This movie is...
Pure VIP QUALITY. You and I, we evidently share the same vision of spreading VIP QUALITY across the Internet, allowing all to bask in its glory (or at least, you show a sign of this vision by submitting the QUALITY in a place long known to be barren, whether or not you have actually envisioned a world united by this level of QUALITY). I don't know if the good people of Newgrounds are ready for this, certainly those raised on the idiocy and ignorance of Futaba's bastard son (you know the one) are not ready and most likely never will be ready for the light of VIP, but nonetheless I believe you to be doing a great service to the community here in exposing the people to this.
I will not attempt my usual review format, because this Flash is so far beyond such concepts as "pros" and "cons" as to render such terms meaningless. Whether or not the people of world4ch /lounge/ are correct in their assumptions about your identity as an anus, you have spread the VIP QUALITY to a land in darkness, and for that I am grateful.