Stay with me, my rival... until the end of ends. Please. Pretty please. Pretty please with sugar on top. Pretty please with sugar and a cherry too, just like the ones in this sentimental flashback I used to eat. Don't die on me now. Not after everything we've been through. Not after you burned the village and you saved my life and stuff. Not until the end. Always. Always, then. Always love me and be with me and don't go, don't go! You're so complex and nuanced! YOU'RE SO HUMAN AND REAL! PLEASE DON'T GO! GOD WHY, WHY WON'T MY DAD IN REAL LIFE LOVE ME, WHY@?!?21
This game changed my life. Before I was a minimum wage employee at Dollar General with no dog but now my girlfriend is a man and he loves me and I still have no dog. Now, everything makes sense to me. The-the-the-the final battle, the 9 kajillion damage, the-the-the golden serd. The love triangle between king, flamer, and you. I just. Oh. I just. OHH-hoh-ho. Please. Don't stop. Never stop. You'll be in my heart forever. I'll space bar and you can whistle and come running. I'll space bar. I'll space the bar. I'll be in space at a bar. Kanye and everything. This may be our last chance for me to tell my story, my review. Piano noises. So sad. Human soul. The works. I-...I-...Uh...Eh...Uh...I...Thank you.