The most ridiculous genie story I've ever seen. That's a good thing. What a waste of the second wish though, he could have just bought a red car with a tiny fraction of that billion dollars. Unless the check bounced. I liked the "10^9" written in the number field on the check though. That's the way a check for a billion dollars should look. It might have been funnier if he had asked for a billion trillion quadrillion dollars and the check had said "10^36" instead though. Such meaningless numbers. Unless the check DOESN'T bounce. That would really be something.