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Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
EDIT: 8/4/10: Tweaked some medal descriptions... Also plans for a remake/sequel are floating around my head... Although it probably won't happen, it would be twenty times better than this...
EDIT: 4/10/10: LOL, 100,000 views... STOP PLAYING THIS YOU QUEERS.
EDIT: 10/08/09: Fixed the medals, I made the stupid mistake of leaving Debug mode on.... Which disabled medals... DURP
EDIT: 10/4/09: Fixed all bugs.... Hopefully... Also updated some visuals that should make the game run faster
EDIT: 6/7/09: Fixed health pack issues on nightmare mode.
EDIT: I got 8th best for April.... http://www.newgrounds.com /bbs/topic/1059123
You could have voted higher guise!
Atleast to 7th.
HAPPY PICO DAY!
You (Stamper) have been abandoned in the desert and you really want a fuckin' smoke...
Unfortunately, the people who abandoned you stole all your cigarettes and gave them the ability to fly and shit...
You really want a fuckin' cig and are willing to do anything for a pack, even endlessly running and jumping around the desert.
Also, the people who stole Stampy's cigs released a bunch o' fuckin' bee's all over the desert.
*Use the arrow keys and the space bar to do shit*
CREDITZ
Kevin: Programming
Luis: Art
TehSlapHappy: Additional Art
Techno: Additional Programming (even though he smells) And additional Art
Tom Fulp: He let me put medals in this so he is awesome.
RKthrilla(Alaska): Inspiration
/* Extra Info
You can watch the development of the game in this thread.
/bbs/topic/1031741
*/
This game was funny and not all that hard (nightmare was NOT very hard because cactuses can be pinpointed and jumped over almost automatically) but the mechanics are really annoyimg. Namely, stuff appearing underground.
Decent as a small time² waster but not much more.
thnk u
A terrible game absolutely riddled with bugs. On normal mode a cactus did 50% of my life and health packs only work about 30% of the time after collecting them. There's no way you checked this game for bugs what so ever.
You're right this game is a joke
What would normally be an adequate "runner" game gets unpleasant when a game-over not only triggers a full-length flash ad, but leaves the "how to place this ad in your game" tooltip behind. Smooth move.
Used to work but the Ad API has changed since I made this (7 years ago?) and I can't be arsed to fix it
Good game! If there is a sequel, it should be called Stampers Quest for Swag Fags.
ugh
Well, isn't this game just full of surprises. A shlong shaped health bar, never ending advertisements, and the 3 easiest medals to achieve that I've even seen! (Heading west, going east, & anti gravity) But still, not a bad game. Keep up the good work!
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