.New Grounds.

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Yo NGers, wsup?

This is a game I've had on the backburner for a while. I've decided that it's never gonna get finished, and I'd rather just throw up these first 3 levels and the boss fight and call it a day, instead of having it on my PC forever and nobody ever playing it. Five weapons is enough for anyone, I don't give a shit.

Ok so what is it? Well I wanted to make a game for Newgrounds, but I didn't want to do one of those CHECK OUT ALL THESE FLASH SERIESES THAT ARE ON NEWGROUNDS type things, because they're dumb. So I pretty much made a game about the TankMen and made it as big and dumb and awesome as possible.
Just to clear up some interface stuff:

When you fill your Morale meter, your hardon slows you down and hinders your jumping, but it does give you a way better firepower and rate of fire.

You cannot cut people's dicks off anymore- It was in the beta but I decided to take it out cos what the fuck that's just wrong.

If you're lookin for disk 2 of The Titanic, stop. I didn't finish the game, so it's not there.

I don't know anything about the Medals API, but wtf I'll work on it.

Alright well it's about 2 AM here, I'm gonna go to bed. You guys play this- And set the quality to medium, everything after the sniper mission is fucking intense.



That was awesome, didn't expect THAT at all.

I love it.

I LOVE this game. First of READ THIS. If your a prick and rage when you lose a game and orgasm when you win DO NOT play this game. IF however, you are curious to see what pissed people off so much, this is for you. Honestly, why are you all so mad? So you wasted 5 secs, if your browsing NG, you obviously don't have anything better to do.

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lol. as soon as i learn how to make flash games, i'm gonna finish what this guy started.

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awwwww man

you should make a non April fools version because most of us thought it would be a great game.


good one XD

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Credits & Info

3.36 / 5.00

Mar 31, 2009
9:30 PM EDT
Action - Shooter - Run 'n Gun