There's really no way to win this one huh! Scarred for life, or shot, or thrown in jail... life's hard.
Once I figured out you could actually click all orange items and didn't have to wait eternally for an orange arrow button to appear that interface was pretty intuitive though. Feels like one of these games that would've done well with medals... or not. Possibly edgy by all too modern standards. Good fun for a bit though.