When you last saw our hero, he was trapped in an evil computer program, whooping the butts of every baddie he ever went up against since September 2006 when I started this darn series for the first time (RIP accounts 1, 2, and 3). Unable to accept defeat, the evil Tennipples Mainframe Computer (taking the form of a bikini-clad iCarly actress, Miranda Cosgrove) double-crosses Cyberen, and, despite promising to free him, continues with his evil plan to use Cyberen's body as a battery so that this villainous bucket of bolts can escape from Tennipples Industries and start a nuclear holocaust.

Don't worry, kiddies, Cyberen still has one ace-in-the-hole: his sexual impotence! As long as I've known Brock, he's been plagued with an embarassing problem that affects 25%-40% of men in the United States, a phenomenon known as premature ejaculation, or PE. Cyberen shoots off with only the slightest bit of stimulation. All it takes is a stiff breeze finding its way up his Daisy-Dukes and BAM.

The Tennipples Mainframe computer, with all his knowledge of Cyberen did not know this. I'm sure none of you did either, and I'm not altogether certain Cyberen will be totally happy with him IRL for letting the whole freakin' internet know of his inability to hold his wad back, but it sure as heck makes for a good cartoon! So when the Computer uses his big, metal claws to daintily place Cyberen in the volatile Tennipples Mainframe bio-fuel receptor, he's in for the surprise of his artificial life when that wily old Cyberen starts thinking about Jhonen Vasquez sensually!

Watch the explosive results!

PS: Don't forget to send Brock (the REAL Cyberen) a quick lil "get well soon" blog comment or PM at http://cyberen.newgrounds .com, as he's still recovering from a left mastectomy resulting from a tough fight with breast cancer :-(