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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here


it's ok

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bush lol

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How to play :the game: for noobs:

Press Left or Right on your keyboard to move your character and prove that you know what's what.
Press Up to jump a few inches in the air.
Press Down to look like your taking a crap.
Press Alt-F4 to get outta here.

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soooooooooooo good

WOW, this game is so humerous and downright revolting with some of the forgotten memes.
Just letting you know, i hope Nintendo Doesn't find your crossover thing for the TROLL level for mozilla firefox, just thought to let you know that or you'll be blown up like an Arwing.

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4.44 / 5.00

Nov 1, 2008
1:28 AM EDT
Action - Platformer - Puzzle
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