How to play :the game: for noobs:
Press Left or Right on your keyboard to move your character and prove that you know what's what.
Press Up to jump a few inches in the air.
Press Down to look like your taking a crap.
Press Alt-F4 to get outta here.
WOW, this game is so humerous and downright revolting with some of the forgotten memes.
Just letting you know, i hope Nintendo Doesn't find your crossover thing for the TROLL level for mozilla firefox, just thought to let you know that or you'll be blown up like an Arwing.