AUTHOR'S NOTE: It has been pointed out ot me that we are in Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so I'm going to need all you folks out there to pray for Cyberen extra hard. For those of you not in on the scoop, the real animator, Cyberen AKA Brock J. has breast cancer. He is a male. Yes, it is very possible, and very serious. This is nothing to joke about. He doesn't have "breasts". In fact, he's sent me several naughty pictures over the years, and he has quite a nice body. He's in lots of pain right now. Please go to his Newgrounds page (cyberen.newgrounds.com) and wish him well. He needs all the support he can get right now, especially from the internet - the one place where he has friends; friends like YOU!

After his longest period of incapacitation to date, the orange (or he used to be, anyway) wonder-boy of Alamosa has overcome being blown to pieces by a mortar (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/465314). Armed with his faith-vision (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/462632) and Jhonen Vasquez's arms and legs (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/465698), Cyberen leaves the familiar doors of The Happy Hospital to face his biggest, and I mean BIGGEST challenge yet: the fifteen-foot-tall Soviet bio-weapon made with Cyberen's own DNA (stolen by the tretcherous Phil Donahue in season 1) and completed with Cyberen's own dismembered body parts! Cyberen soon realizes that the monster is superior to him in every imaginable way but speed, and flees for his life in a great race across the ruins of Alamosa!

Unfortunately, our hero loses his edge when his donor's limber legs begin to, slowly, but surely, detatch from Cyberen's crispy torso! Cyberen is within feet off meeting his doom, once and for all, when he sees something in the sky! No, it's not Super Man, kids. It's Jhonen Vasquez! But how could his wheelchair be flying? Although Cyberen was left eyeless by the explosion, his faith-vision allows him to see more than the human (and whatever Cyberen is supposed to be's) eye can, as long as he maintains a firm belief in Jesus Christ. He immediately recognizes a thin coating of white, pearlescent goo that he ambivalently recalls being covered in, head-to-toe, numerous times. This could only be the work of Cyberen's old foe, the genie! Cyberen is more than grateful for being given the upper hand, but he is quite puzzled - why would the genie help save Alamosa? Watch and find out!