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waaay back in 2007 I made a chuck norris fact generator, now i've finally remade it it, with almost twice the amount of facts as before AND an audio option. The 'generator' part is now 'live' so you decide when you want a new fact. Click the fist for a fact, click the headphones for audio.

if you dont like chuck norris facts, please dont vote/review this, thanks!


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Funniest thing in the world, I almost died of laughter. Thankfully Chuck Norris saved from the facts about himself. I am eternally in his service... Best forced slavery ever.

10 Chuck Norris Facts:

1. If you ever come home and find Chuck Norris doing your wife, the only thing you can do that has a future is to get him some water in case he gets thirsty.

2. Chuck Norris quite likes Chris.

3. World War II started because Chuck Norris took a nap. When he woke up, Hitler found out and tried to kill himself before Chuck Norris could.

4. Chuck Norris once ordered a steak at a resturant; the steak did what it was told.

5. Chuck Norris once went sky-diving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

6. If you put "Chuck Norris" for every answer on your SAT, you will score over 8,000.

7. Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet in which the loser would have to wear his underwear outside of his pants. Guess who won.

8. Chuck Norris is actually the "caterpillar" of his species. When he becomes the "butterfly", he will fly to the sun and lay eggs on its surface.

9. The idea of the helicopter was created when someone witnessed Chuck Norris doing 8 roundhouse kicks in less than a second.

10. There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer because Chuck Norris is always in control.

Wrong FACT!!!!

Did you mean: Chuck Norris

9 Out Of Ten for giving fake info!

StillBeatingPictures responds:

There is a character limit; "Chuck Norris Fact Generator 2" is too many characters, hence it being 1 word.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris never wet the bed as a baby. The bed wet itself out of fear.

they say tthat,

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin, that he built.

Credits & Info

3.89 / 5.00

Oct 3, 2008
7:50 AM EDT