Part I of the "Cyberen at War" saga.

For many years, Cyberen was a staunch pacifist and anti-war activist. With seemingly limitless tenacity, he decried the evils of international conflict, and how it served not to liberate, but only to line the coffers of politicians and businessmen. One day, while he was cycling to Damascus Superstores(tm) to pick up the latest Invader Zim DVD boxset, an anvil fell from the sky and alighted upon his cranium. Later, as he regained consciousness in a nearby hospital, he entered a state of delirium and had a realization that would change his entire worldview forever.

As he spasmed, convulsed, and soiled his bedpan, he realized that although war is a destructive and socially-corroding force, the might of the blade can enable the young and innocent to live to see the sun climb over the brow of a hill on an Autumn morning. With this at heart, he discharged himself from the hospital, ran to the nearest U.S. Army recruitment office and signed up on the spot. Initial training almost cost him his life, but in time, his wisdom, oratory and artistic nature enabled him to soar through the ranks until he became a general. This movie is rare footage of one of his rallies, as his soldiers prepare to mobilize.

Oh, and by the way, the real Cyberen (a.k.a. "Brock J.") was recently diagnosed with breast cancer (it's rare in males, but possible. Please don't make light of it). He would hugely appreciate any support you could give him, ladies and gents!