Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

OMG it has Mario in it! Mario is a GOD, he smashes things with his huge penis and always is gentle when he does me up the ass! I remember this one time he came over and we played connect four and he let me win! He's such a great guy! Like that one time I cooked him a turkey and it was underdone and he almost died, but I gave him a magic mushroom and everything was all better... And he didn't even kill me with his laser beam eyes!!!
Yeah Awesome!
P.S. Long Walk, short pier, and you... they make such a perfect team!