Vintage Shitposting
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The champagne flute that which is your mind is grossly underdeveloped.
Be learned of the crashaw melon sized postule that contains all knowledge, which resides in the kingdom of Neptune (not the one YOU know of.)
This was a message of pure verbal diarrhea. The words flew out of your mouth like water comes out of a drainage pipe, worthless and disgusting. This was quite the shitpost right here. Fancily talking in circles to get nowhere and have no game. Quite a waste of time.
Wake Up Call
There have been a lot of these "Wake Up Call" flash submissions as of late. Yes, I understand you think most of us here can do little else but sit at our computers. I'm here to inform you that it isn't true. While I'm definetly not the most intelligent person ever, I certainly am becoming a learned person. Don't under-estimate the people who come here. And dating isn't all too great, and neither is sex. Both are merely things which one does when they are bored or need a change in life. They aren't the end all, be all of human existance.
Sure there was a lot of violence FUCK YOU BASTERD!
There was no fucking violence bitch!
That was a joke, right?
Never have I written a review for Newgrounds before. However, I feel compelled in this instance. If this was a joke then kudos to you good sir. You have successfully trounced pseudo intellectuals with your verbal diahrea. But since I feel this was not a joke, rather a pathetic attempt at being clever I must request that you never speak again for the rest of your life. Please adhere to my wishes.
