I COULDN'T EVEN PLAY THE GAME! WHAT THE!
way too kiddy, even for 5-12 year olds, and Ralph was not doing anything to convince me to do my dishes
Actually, it's not that bad. My 8 year old sister was playing it for quite a while...Haha yea, Ralph isn't very convincing...
You need to consider some things.
1) Why would you put a game with intentions of ages 5-12 on Newgrounds? Doesn't fit.
2) I remember my childhood, and when I was 12, I would rather gouge out my eyes then wash dishes. This game is a nightmare to me. It makes me feel like I'm doing chores! "See if you can scrub 100 dishes," Why the hell would we want to do that? Where is the motivation? What's my reward for scrubbing 100? More dishes you say? Oh, joy! My point is, I don't know anyone in their right mind would want to play this. It looks like you can do good stuff with flash. Don't waste your talent, and try making something actually fun.
1) A requirement of the contest was to submit it here and email them the link.
2) Haha, sorry. But in the game, we're supposed to promote Dedication, Courage, Work, and that kind of stuff. And btw, i found a newer review who went ahead and got a score of 600. lol.