EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH FILMMAKER DANIEL ROWE:

N: Thanks for coming, Mr. Rowe.

DR: Pleasure to be here, Nick.

N: So Daniel, what does "Barnyard Shenanigans: Director's Cut" mean to YOU?

DR: (laughs) I can't believe it's already been 15 years since the original B.S. was released.

N: It hasn't. And that wasn't the question. Besides that, what else can we expect from Daniel Rowe in the future?

DR: I'm glad you asked Nick. I've signed a contract with Pandemoniac Pictures to write and direct 99 more installments of Barnyard Shenanigans.

N: Jesus Christ.

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