You said that you made this for a college class, but I recognize the code from the side scrolling shooter going around this year. I'll ignore it since there was more to the game than just that though.
So, Mr. T verses Osama bin Laden, not a match up I ever expected, but know I know what I was waiting for in life. I pity a fool that didn't enjoy this to some extent, because it was quite funny, in that old Newgrounds violence type of way.
This also qualifies for an extra half star for patriotism. Congrats.