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The Google Adventure.

An exciting dynamic adventure flash movie that's about 6 megs big.


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I don' t get this thing at all, but since you are answering rewievs I thought I' d spare a word and say... I don' t know. Well you can have 5 stars.

Emptygoddess responds:

I will take your five stars and love them.

On the other hand, even google can't hold up to my power to crash any stock I invest in. I can crash the whole market, all I have to do is buy one share in anything. I caused the "great recession" of 2007-2009, you know. That was all me. It wasn't Bush, or deregulation, or criminal negligence. Oh no. It was me. After much ado, someone talked me into giving the market another shot and told me I was being superstitious and irrational. I sold some far out of the money put options Monday morning (3-24-14) and within 15 minutes, I had turned 13720 dollars into just over 11000. The whole world is like "Oh NO! THAT one is betting on google not tanking! Oh my god, we have to sell our shares NOW! On no news! Oh god, we have to sell it all NOW, for ANY price, and damn the fundamentals!" Lucky for google I got rid of it at a loss. Yeah, that's not going to happen again. If I had held it any longer, probably all their servers would have been struck by lightning simultaneously.

Emptygoddess responds:

Well, you should stop buying stock.

This game/video is pretty much true. Google owns the world, and probably will own the whole world. And also, I'm kind of grateful you added the song from Sonic 1, from the Starlight Zone. That is personally one of my favourite and I'm a huge Sonic fan since my childhood. Anyways, this game deserves all my 5 stars and I hope you'll make more stuff.

Emptygoddess responds:

There are few songs that are greater. All of them are also Starlight Zone.

pure bullshit?

Emptygoddess responds:

Pure seems to be counter to the overall derogatory theme you're going for. I suggest unadulterated instead.

The fuck was that!?

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