OMG AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The only thing more fearsome than godzilla with hats is godzilla with those french hat... things, because then they turn into SUPER MEGA FRENCH DUSHBAG ACTION GODZILLA!!! Yea, they like go "oui oui monsieur" and then you like don't know wtf they are talking about, but they get pissed and go RAWR!!! Then silence, as both of you stand your ground. Then... german godzilla (which is OBVIOUSLY known by the stash psh) kicks the french godzilla's ass and the worlds a better place from the damn frenchies... FOR NOW!